When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. I was sitting at my desk when ...

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road-side. He ordered his driver to stop, and he got out to investigate.“Why are you eating grass?&rdq ...

The distinguished professor and his chauffeur were talking one day on the way to the next speaking engagement, and the driver said, "I've sat in the back and listened to your presentation so many times that I ca ...

A rich lady is riding with her chauffeur when they get a flat tyre. He gets out and starts tryiung to prise off the hubcap. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says "Would you lik ...